Leave this house! (a beat.) BARBARA: We are! JUNO: My name is Juno! ADAM: Do you mean us? I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! AND Im from New Jersey! Results may vary. She was my whole world. And you wont even say her name. I was in a sweat lodge. New York, NY, Linda Ray Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Chapter 1: The Netherworld. And the teacher was Wiccan! But you can. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! MAXINE: And hell do it! Well, Bye! Guy talk howd you do it? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. By the time you read this note. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. OTHO: I dont know. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. LYDIA: I dont want your help. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. Alright. We cant just stay in the attic! If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. They sound so beautiful. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. You ripe old bastard. But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. And now this is what you get. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Okay, new plan. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Barbara! DELIA: And that is depressing. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. (a beat.) LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? (a beat.) (softly.) GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Can I bring her back? OTHO: Its Kevin! Do you mind if we all share this house! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. (DELIA screams.) And speaking of, right on time! I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! OKAY? And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. Im so glad you could make it! I dont remember making a fire. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? All you gotta do is say my name! Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. . BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? That was a disaster. Step 4: Select a monologue. About the future. Adorable! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Teen And Up Audiences. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? OTHO: So glad that you asked. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! No you cant do that! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Time. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. DELIA: I dont see race. God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Im gonna need some help! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. Its time for Americas favorite game show! Lydia: i can't change anything. No! BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! *attempts to jump again. Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. All you gotta do is say my name. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. Proceed directly to the Netherworld! You asked me, I'm answering. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. Cmon! Yeah. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. This . Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Its like a green card thing! BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. There's lots of cool stuff in there! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Your dad cant see us. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. And I'm just Hamlet going insane. After everything Ive done for her. LYDIA: What? We left each other behind. New meat! We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! Okay, I see what you did there. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. Lets get that book open. I orbit. Youre leaving me? AHHH! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. You said you would help us! (a beat.) And its not fair, you know? Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Scarecrow. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Hey guys? What else do you have to do, Mami? LYDIA: I have a mother! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! Thats why youre here. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. Let me ask you a question. What if Lydia walks in? But I swear to you, we will. 5. CHARLES: What? You! JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Theyre in the room with us. You old swaddler! Stripey Ghost Man? (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Climb onto something! Lydia, you are so weird. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". You are dead. Playing hardball, huh? Maybe nothing has to change. Draw a door, go home! But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! BEETLEJUICE: NO! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? INT. BARBARA Oh, honey. Why dont you have a handbook? It couldve been bad! "YES I DO! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . we have to go home! And you won't believe how far I'll go. Thats why Im doing this. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? CHARLES: You made it big. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. And we should tell her that! LYDIA: Hey Delia! DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. It has u but doesnt have a me. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. Please, dont spin the wheel! Im not going anywhere! Dad, no. But together, well make him see! . Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. About Lydia. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! NEIGHBOR: Hello?! NO! DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: Im glad you like it. MAXINE: OH STOP! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Im always prepared. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Mom!! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Also, no liquids! OTHO: Delia! And Id like us to be a family. Lets draw the door. Hes a monster. And Ive got a plan. its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. BEETLEJUICE: NO! From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. You dont recognize me? Oh my god! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. BEETLEJUICE: Hi! Thats great! Act I 1. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". Please, forgive me! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Theyre chasing me! CHARLES: No, we have to stop. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. CHARLES: I see! I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. CHARLES: Good! IM ALIVE! Fuck Brigadoon. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. Its less. Up the stairs! youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! Ah! OTHO: Delia? You are tougher than you look. My guruOtho! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. LYDIA: What? For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. ADAM: Yeah. She scratches that out. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Where are you? TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Careful Charles! DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Look at you. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. The oldest trick in the book. But hes my monster. Mmmmmm, yes! Girl, just say it three times in a row. LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. Theyre queens! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Adam, youre boring. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! (a beat.) Now we both got Dead Moms! Dad, n-no you cant do that. MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? Fine, you wanna be together? BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Youre still breathing arent you? EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! I have something to say. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. ADAM: Woah. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! Ive learned a lot. We mostly just watched and drank wine. He needs therapy! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! do not like him! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Im gonna find my mom! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. Get the shrimp! LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Im so scared Im going to forget her. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. CHARLES: Lydia! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Take a look at our library of free monologues . LYDIA: Dad! Lydia doesnt have my resilience. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! I- Im your father. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Yes, I love that man of mine. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. (referring to DELIA.) LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. LYDIA: You know what? ), ADAM: Somebody do something! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. CHARLES: Damnit! Are you alright? THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! CHARLES: I already did change. You are the sun. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. Eh, it was worth a shot. Fool your friends! LYDIA: I dont know. Live a life of love! LYDIA: Really? ADAM: Barbara! Make them think that theyre in control! Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! It's a gold mine! Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) . We're gonna be rich! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Were going to play a little game! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . DELIA: Charles! The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. What am I doing? See? You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! LYDIA: NO! Girl, just say it three times in a row. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. BARBARA: Wait, what? JUNO: YOU! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Well be right back. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Powerless. I love it! Which does not come easy. Again. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. It's not about that. All of us! We invisibles have to stick together! frowns at the MUSIC. An infinite abyss of nothing! Could I bring her back here? Strangers. Lady, you're forgetting something! This is such an interesting font! BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. But heres the good news! Delia? After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. happy! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. SPIN! And nothing else exists. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . And you dont exist. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. AH AH AH! BARBARA: So, now what? And I like the attic! So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. Fun at parties! To the dead. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? Lydia. I changed a lot. OH! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! And then, spring the trap. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! You know what would make all this even more awesome? You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. Sucks-Yes! LYDIA: Dad! Go back to New York! Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! People! UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! What an effervescent young lady you are. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Happiness! What does that mean? Its gonna be so good for all of us. LYDIA: Yeah. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. She was my world, too Lydia. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Big beautiful brains. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. So, goodbye. BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! See that tiny little house up there? (MOVERS move in furniture.) ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! Source: www.enca.com. People dont read. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Ive already been to hell and back. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. I think I really captured your essence. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Thats the rule. And that is exactly how we can beat him. (snaps photo.) (they scream.) Weve already said it a bunch of times! LYDIA: Dead Mom? Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Im just saying its not stupid. CHARLES: My god, woman. Did I mention that my moms a demon? I can bring your daddy so much pain. They look right through me! Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! And such a bold departure from the original source material! The Netherworld. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Enjoy live events at insider prices. BARBARA: Adam! Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. April 25, 2019. Except for you, Dead Mom. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . (a beat.) I need a wife. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. I want you, Beetlejuice. DELIA: AHHH! BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Well that wouldve been good to know. And I think Ill take a chance on life! (chuckling.) I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Prrokie! Im a fraud! The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! 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