MATILDA THE MUSICAL. Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. Yes! An audience cheers. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? In . MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 ERIC My mummy says I'm a miracle! Miss Honey's aunt. 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. . But I didn't . CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. . MISS TRUNCHBULL . It's from the library! BIG KID [BEN] And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! MRS WORMWOOD And people would come from miles around: kings! MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. You fool! Matilda, you are so smart. Soft spoken and kind. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. MR WORMWOOD Oh, no, you are not "full". MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? Good show. BIG KID [BEN] I got carried away. LAVENDER MISS HONEY Creep on back to that library of yours or something. Oh, it will only take a moment. Knock on the door, Jenny. MATILDA [She puts the book in the cupboard and hurries to the hat rack with a bottle reading "sooper gloo". New York, NY, Linda Ray MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. Well, take another! A fool? MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. I shall pound you. Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. That's it! A person. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . And always keep your feet inside the line! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Marvellous. They line up at the back of the stage. The Invisible Man . The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". DOCTOR [He throws the phone to the lackey.] "Lovely"? as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. My mummy says I'm a miracle. You should stay out of trouble Is it some modern miracle of calculus The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. I don't know. DOCTOR bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE The hat rack is taken away. Yes, Miss Trunchbull! She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. . google_color_text="5F6A72"; When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . BIG KID [BEN] I hate pigtails! So they say. Miracle! My hands are tied. . "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. You're just wasting energy, [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? BOTH: What a dear! Seven times two is fourteen. MISS HONEY I think I'm gonna keep this on. MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. MR WORMWOOD Two, three, four. He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Has incredible upper-body strength. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. MISS TRUNCHBULL What about the Russians? [She flicks the screens off again.] A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! Book by Dennis Kelly. CHILDREN PARTY ENTERTAINER That love and fate and a touch of stupidity You're off to school in a few days' time. A weakling? BIG KIDS CHILDREN Might she be a little brighter than her class? I have suffered in this jail. Well done, Bogtrotter. Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. Don't listen to them. This uncorrupted mind. Everybody loves a little something exotic. Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . BIG KID [RYAN] And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. MRS WORMWOOD exits. her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! Tess of the D'urbervilles . WOMAN: And insightful. Look at him go! Come along, Bogtrotter. Just knock on the door. Matilda The Musical Jnr! a contract. I believe that . She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. Me, me, me, me. . Above average is average. But if I try I can remember, But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. Even me. Yourself, Matilda? MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, DOCTOR DOCTOR "Escapologist", he says! and astronauts! Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. MATILDA MAN: We'll have to change his school. Okay. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Oh, very rich. google_ad_height=90; "It is our destiny ". Where is the maggot known as Nigel? So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, MISS HONEY MRS PHELPS BIG KIDS I didn't do anything! MATILDA MRS PHELPS My daddy says I'm a bore. Don't be pathetic! That's not fair! Mr Wormwood! . Stuff it in. A 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community begins to worry that his glamorous company could be hiding disturbing secrets. BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. To hammer throwing, life, and school No one's going to listen if you don't shout. Sing, children. COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Platinum blonde hair dye. L-R: Uma Martin, Esang De Torres, Felicity Kyle Napuli. Would rob them of their hope of living happily. Yes, sir. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. Can be played by a male or female. Oh, yes. You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. . Stop! The school bell rings and all the children march out. Bambinatum! MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. What a pleasure to see you. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Yes, sir. What you know matters less Cancelled, because my wife is . See! RUDOLPHO Is the first word . Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet, and roared in appreciation! [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] Oh, yeah. With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . It's just pathetic! Oh, my good Lord. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 celebrities! [He laughs then peters out.] COUPLE 4 WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. Ahh! Miss Jennifer Honey. What do you think might be the cause of this? MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. BRUCE wilts by the desk. Cat in the Hat! Don't hide it under a bushel. December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. Three times two is six. . And the second part is Chokey! The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? Isn't there some more? . BIG KIDS The world's greatest acrobat! RUDOLPHO dances across the back of the stage. I'm in the zone, doll! Did you hear what we said? Good morning, children! And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! She says they make me look pretty! . . RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. How about this. His whatchamacallit. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. MR WORMWOOD Dosvedoo-dah. MATILDA the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, This boy's got no fingie. WOMAN: Smile for mummy! MRS WORMWOOD . Oh BRUCE Lavender greatly admires Matilda for the tricks Matilda played on her father, and she also admires Hortensia when Hortensia tells the girls about all the time she's spent in the Chokey as punishment for playing tricks on Miss Trunchbull. . See you tomorrow! hop, 2-4-3! Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. She seems not to know that she's special at all. . What's wrong with me? Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Oh, my head! No, no, no, no [ad lib. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! You missed it. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] BIG KIDS BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. Ladies and gentlemen! BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. ACT 1. . The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! In the cupboard. I've got my deal today with the Russians. To stand up and be proud! Now available for a limited licensing window! This child doesn't have a "thingie" . But the one thing . It's just a story. Vocal range: C3 - E4. Matilda? They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Bye-bye, sir. I can be a soldier. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. . No one's going to look if you don't stand out. That is v . See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. Please. They're always saying that, in fact. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Crowd! You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare, but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. I'm not crying because it's sad. Two times two is four. I always compete, doctor. Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! MISS HONEY enters and erases the board. Look, am I fat? [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. MRS PHELPS He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. We can have our cake and it it too! Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. [He laughs.] I can! MATILDA collects the remains of her book. You have to put it right . MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. Make him stop! DOCTOR She's got no respect, that one. Mr. Wormwood. MISS TRUNCHBULL An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. You have just made a very big mistake. MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". That is the biggest hug in the world. [His stomach growls.] See you next week. DOCTOR In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . Or even two, Bruce, You are guilty, because you are a fiend. See, I know your headmistress. But unless you want to suffer, listen up Oh, yes. Whoa! He flails around the stage.] So go and put some highlights in your hair. FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? Wot? The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. Just knock on the door . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. MISS TRUNCHBULL In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . and . Not a dot did I stray from the plot. four hundred and eighty-seven. Back. Here in the library again, are we? The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . Stand out from the crowd! Meet Matilda. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. Rudolpho! Not yet, anyway. . Not a jot! That's all right, Jenny. MATILDA CHILDREN Big personality. But she is a squib. I'll have her for that. A member of the mafia! . MRS PHELPS The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Oh, right. Now, here's a tip: google_color_border="EDC7C2"; BIG KID [BEN] Every life is a miracle! Get on with it. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. MR WORMWOOD Wonderful. WOMAN: She's just delightful. It's just pathetic. So, erm . MATILDA It's your fault. MR WORMWOOD It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! ALL GIRLS Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! MATILDA It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. The Secret Garden . We never thought it was possible, A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. What? If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, Matilda, isn't it? It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. the Acrobat's sister. CHILDREN These powerful quotes from roald dahl s matilda are guaranteed to light a fire in your belly. MR WORMWOOD I'm the best! And another door closes. The subsequent fall was inevitable. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, You gotta be loud! He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Where's his fingie? . And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. You're like winning the lottery." . . You have to put it right. Mr Wormwood! I think she might be an idiot. . With your stupid books and your stupid reading. LAVENDER That's exactly what you've done. No one is as handsome, strong as me. That was Miss Honey. You She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. All escapes start with the click of a lock. And so, the great day arrived! . Come on!] The desks descend into the ground. Someone told her I did it, but I never! Her mind is incredible. 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! to the rules. . One times two is two. Like Romeo and Juliet, And that's not a hint, by the way. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Oh, did I not mention? Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. Michael Wormwood- teens-20s, Matilda's older brother. But I'm his little soldier. The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . //-->. I think they just fit. MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. In my school? No. Ow! But this time, I've got a secret weapon. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. Hello! Atlantis Theatrical Entertainment Group is excited to announce the full cast for the internationally acclaimed musical, Matilda. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, . The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. You shall be . MATILDA We're rehearsing. 23. And I will teach you a thing or two. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN And if you want to make the team, The scene unfreezes. Then your mummy is a twit! MISS HONEY . [COUPLES He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. Didn't we? He's eaten it all. MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. What? [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] . . [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] And therefore, she is guilty! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Look at these trophies. No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. And so you think you're A-ble MISS HONEY AMANDA and ERIC She hates it when I go out. The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. The gate rolls away. I did not! Look at that! The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Hmm. MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Good heavens. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. Just get on your feet, Jenny. I might have known. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? A bell rings. Oh, my lovely hair! I'm sorry, doctor. Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. Vocal range top: D5. . Yes, wonderful. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? 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